“Oh my god, Kenneth. It’s my period. It’s a-gonna blow!”
(via callmebeepme)
(Source: spiceweasel, via fruitpunchmouth)
My own children were too quick for this trick. Plan B: positioning their Slip ‘n Slide over a sinkhole.
(Source: bannersbruce)
Truer words have never been sobbed.
(Source: gloversbrie)
Mitt Romney’s going to be an asshole for Halloween.
Money can’t buy you class, but it can buy you a walk-on role on Law & Order. :-*
(Source: beverlycrusher)
(Source: thechocolatebrigade, via zero-girl)
Feeling like a woman, looking like a man
snake juice
(via the-idea-of-us)
